2) A blanket with arms sold on TV by morons that didn't know they were basically calling their product a wedgie. The names they rejected were the hot carl, the Cleveland steamer, and the Alabama hot pocket.
"Yeah then you can give your dad a Cincinatti bowtie. "
You can wear them to keep warm, yet the entire back is open?
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.