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Snowspeeder 

When stationed on Hoth, the Rebel Alliance modified T-47 airspeeders to become snowspeeders, fast flying conveyances for patrol and defense of their hidden base. It took some doing to keep the crippling cold from permanently grounding their airforce, but Rebel ingenuity overcame the relentless Hoth elements.
The T-47 airspeeder is a small, wedge-shaped craft with two forward-facing laser cannons. In its rear arc is a harpoon gun fitted with a heavy-duty tow cable. The snowspeeder is a two-man vessel, with a pilot and rear-facing tailgunner.
The main Alliance snowspeeder unit at Echo Base was Rogue Group, led by Luke Skywalker. This unit was tasked with delaying the thundering Imperial invasion force long enough for Rebel command to evacuate Echo Base.
The Imperial taskforce consisted of AT-AT walkers. The snowspeeder laser cannons were ineffective against such heavy armor, and Luke Skywalker turned to a tactic of desperation. He ordered his pilots to employ their harpoons and tow cables to ensnare the walkers' legs. Wedge Antilles and his gunner, Janson, were the first to successfully entangle a walker. With its legs roped, the walker's raw strength brought it crashing down, where the Rebel snowspeeders were able to get a clear shot at its weaker neck column.
Snowspeeder by not a starwars geek November 29, 2004
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Snowicane 

A snowicane is a man made hurricane/blizzard hybrid that gathers strength with the aid of the United States Government using HAARP, Doppler Radar, ELF Towers (cellphone microwave repeaters/heaters) and moisture gathered from the Atlantic Ocean...

As a byproduct it also creates 6.0+ earthquakes all over the place...
Holy shit... the government must really need to get some shit sold to cook the books this month... the snowicane they're baking up is moving milk and bread off the shelves like no ones business...
Snowicane by Knöt Christ February 25, 2010

Snowscata 

When you choke someone with a waffle right as they're about to orgasm.
Dude, me and my girl had some waffles in the freezer so we decided to try a snowscata.
Snowscata by JaneDoeToo May 1, 2011
Garnishing marijuana with cocaine.
I'd like to chase that snowcap with some bourbon and a chicken pot pie.

snewspaper

the paper someone puts in front of them so no one can see they are sleeping
I am an expert with the snewspaper. I am yet to be caught napping at work.
snewspaper by provider44 January 15, 2010

snowicane 

The newest retarted weatherman term.When alot of snow is a comin to your neighborhood this what the weather people like to call it.They do this so people panic and rush to the store and buy up all the milk,bread,toilet paper and so you have to wait in line a fucking hour to buy comdoms(so you can get your freak on during the time your snowed in).Anyway the break down is simple snow+hurricane=snowicane=people acting like they never saw snow before and forgeting how to drive.
ahole 1: I saw a snowicane is comin our way on the news tonite. ahole 2: fuck I beter get to the store and buy me up some supplies! ahole 1:Your right thanks for reminding me I better get to the store too,because I might be stuck in my house for ever after the snowicane!
snowicane by car tv February 26, 2010

snowskate 

A skateboard for the snow made for people who have come to the realization that bindings are silly and the ride is much greater when you have the ability to move your feet freely.
That was an excellent maneuver you executed on your snowskate, I like the part when you werent strapped in.
for more info go to snowskate.ca
snowskate by Bindings are weak April 25, 2006