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6.
The boner a weatherman gets when breaking news hits of a snowstorm. Usually seen in states that don't get more than an inch or two of snow.
Weatherman Bill is sportin a serious snowner talking about the 8 inches we are getting tonight.
by thruths70 February 07, 2010
 
1.
A state of extreme excitement and pleasure stimulated by mass snow fall.
Jim: They say it's gonna snow 20 inches by tonight.
Johnny: Snowner achieved.
by lollerskatin18 December 26, 2010
 
2.
A state of mental pleasure caused by past, present or future experiences with skis or board - never blades.
Sam daydreamed about his ski trip last weekend, and a snowner ensued.

Mary got a snowner just thinking about the next time she would get to the mountains.
by ladywithabeard1 March 03, 2011
 
3.
When you have an erection from pure excitement to ski with your friends at boyne.
I have a snowner for this weekends ski trip.
by Jshiff64 December 31, 2013
 
4.
An erection caused by snow. Often times snowboarders and other snow enthusiasts can get them from seeing, being out in, or even hearing of a snow storm.
"Oh my got bro look out the window and take in all the snow were getting i can't wait to got shred the gnar. I have a snowner just thinking about it."
by ShooterMcGavin#1 December 25, 2009
 
5.
noun- snow-ner: The figurative boner one who participates in snow sports, such as skiing or snowboarding, gets before, during, and/or after a large snowstorm.
Dude, all this fresh pow-pow is giving me a huge snowner.
by ajBarber December 09, 2007