Snowday Roulette 

The risky work-avoiding game one plays on the night before a possible snow day at work, school, etc.

Billy: Hey Rick, finished that lab report yet?

Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?

Snowday Roulette by JetTripleSeven February 20, 2011

Turkish Snowday 

When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky

Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night

Turkish Snowday by Swazey1450 September 30, 2022

Texas Snowday

A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.

"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.

Texas Snowday by Green Soldier April 19, 2009

Slowjay 

Any oral sex from a woman that is long and drawn out, and the climax is only reached after a considerable period of time. One of the key characteristics of a slowjay is that the woman enters a trance like meditative state during the experience.

I went home from the club with this chick and laid on my back and totally copped a dope slowjay.

Slowjay by slowjaylover January 27, 2011

Snowday Withdrawl 

That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and no ice. Common symptoms include nausea, depression, and the desire to skip school.

Ashton: "I got some Snowday Withdrawl, man"
Matt: "Take a day off man. You need it."

Snowday Withdrawl by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Snowjacked 

A Shut Up cartoon series that airs on Tuesdays and talks about Layta who needs Derf's help because her family has been, as the title says, snowjacked, or as I like to say, being kidnapped during the blizzard.

No one knows how her family were captured or who captured them but it's a funny story in some cases. However, if one's friend/family/boy or girl friend was snowjacked and they asked for help from someone, most will either freak out or regurgitate.

Derf: We're looking for her family that's been snowjacked
Creature:snowjacked?! (Barfs)

Snowjacked by Mariposa24 July 8, 2012

Snowjacked 

Getting fucked and kidnapped in the snow by pedophiles.

My family got snowjacked

Snowjacked by yyyyy766666gggg777ggg July 5, 2012