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Dirty Snowdrift 

The act of pulling your finger out of your ass, ejaculating on it and swiping under somebody's nose.
I pulled a Dirty Snowdrift on that hose hound last night!

shopdrifting 

To haphazardly relocate store merchandise, due to laziness or lack of cash, rather than to put it back where you found it.
You were hella Shopdrifting that beef jerky and pez into the ice cream freezer the second you had a jones for that rotund burrito.
shopdrifting by metadrool October 11, 2010

Snowdriving

The art and science of safely maneuvering a motorized vehicle through excessive and dangerous wintry weather.
Her, "Gee, dude, I can't believe you got us home in one piece when all those all other cars were sliding off the road. I'm amazed how you deftly avoided that snowbank, eliminating the need for someone to rescue you from the car from the passenger side because the driver side was buried in snow."

Him" "Shaa! Ain't nuttin' but some badass snowdriving."
Snowdriving by Marge Inovera February 21, 2011

Michigan snow drift 

The act of cumming in the anus of your other half, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her vagina, then continuing intercourse until the nut is a fine cream, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her mouth.
"Sorry I couldn't make it to work today, the wife wanted me to give her a Michigan snow drift."
"What the hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."

Snow Drift 

Or "Snowdrift", is an affectionate self-applied label for white people who regularly inhabit racially diverse spaces on social media. The term commonly appears in self-deprecating racial humor, as a way for white allies to come to terms with their internalized racism. The idea is to reconstruct the white identity as something based on uniqueness as opposed to supremacy.
"Finally went to go see 'Get Out'. Great movie, but you should have seen the theater. It was almost completely empty; just me and five other snow drift stragglers"
Snow Drift by depressedannie April 2, 2017

snowbriety 

the total abstinence of face shots, deep powder turns, groomer runs, big backcountry kickers and even bumps for the sake of living in warmer climates.
Living in miami sucks. this snowbriety is killing me. I May have to take a trip to a gentrivacation destination this winter.
snowbriety by NeverSummerRyder September 8, 2011