(n.) A seemingly nonsensical leap in a logical process.
(v.) To make a random connection or obscure reference that loses others invovled in the conversation.
(n.) An unexpected sexual position. Illegal in China.
(v.) To exact a snowcat upon one's partner.
(n.) A bad google search result.
"Dude, I heard she was all about the snowcat."
"Really? I snowcatted her last night an she's not talking to me now."