grassy snowballs

An excessively hairy, untamed set of testicles that were submerged in fresh snowfall.

*May or may not be the precursor to a cold tea bag.

"Jerome, what are you doing out there naked, we're in the middle of a snow storm. I'm creating some grassy snowballs, go get the camera Barbara Anne!"

"We're in the middle of a heated moment, and he left me to go outside in the freezing cold snow event completely nude.....he comes back and tries to give me a cold tea bag with those grassy snowballs".

grassy snowballs by mr. gmoney December 27, 2010

Showback 

The physical price you pay for seeing live entertainment. Utmost lower back pain as a result from standing upright for hours at a time. Other areas of pain include the heels of your feet, hips, pelvic region, and hamstrings. Pain and other areas increase with age. A serious deterrent for those wanting to see their favorite bands live.

Guy 1: Want to support my friends band tonight?
Guy 2: I don't know, I just got over some showback from last nights music fest

Showback by Packing_Heat March 23, 2011

snowback 

1. n. Canadian working illegally in the US.
2. n. Canadian spending the winter in the US. Also known as snowbird, or frostback.

Let's get the hell out of Quartzsite, Arizona. It's being overrun by snowbacks.

snowback by Jeff the Skid September 26, 2003

A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)

Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.

A snowballs chance in hell by MG123 April 29, 2008

snowbacle 

When drivers react to a snow event in ways that prove Darwin wrong, including but not limited to abandoning cars all over the roads in travel lanes, creating a slow-motion, slippery slalom for other drivers, stopping at the foot of a slushy hill to make it almost impossible for themselves or the cars behind to climb, accelerating to nowhere but sideways into other cars, and rigorously stomping on the brakes just late enough to lock them for the same sad sideways effect. Sadly, it seems most likely to happen in the greater DC area.

January 26, 2011 was a snowbacle in DC with a remarkable number of drivers making a laudable effort to remove themselves from the gene pool, but sadly trapping many others on area roads for hours and hours.

snowbacle by Age&Treachery January 27, 2011

snowbas 

The day of rest provided to us by the great snow gods in their benevolent war upon work and school schedules.

I can't bowl today its snowbas.

snowbas by The Sullier February 22, 2011

Snowjacked 

A Shut Up cartoon series that airs on Tuesdays and talks about Layta who needs Derf's help because her family has been, as the title says, snowjacked, or as I like to say, being kidnapped during the blizzard.

No one knows how her family were captured or who captured them but it's a funny story in some cases. However, if one's friend/family/boy or girl friend was snowjacked and they asked for help from someone, most will either freak out or regurgitate.

Derf: We're looking for her family that's been snowjacked
Creature:snowjacked?! (Barfs)

Snowjacked by Mariposa24 July 8, 2012