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When you grab someone by the hair on the back of their head and rub their face in hard, icy snow until its raw and red.

“Marty gave you a serious snow job, eh?”
Yeah, but then I beat him to death with my hockey stick.”
by Girlkintic September 19, 2008
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When someone is down in the snow and you kick snow in their face.
Mark's Mom: So, Mark, how was your day at school?

Mark: Well, it was pretty good, except when Michael gave me a snow job at recess.
by Mike "White Man" Jaworski April 28, 2006
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A snowjob is consentual sex with a black woman, coined by MasterChris AKA Mr. Money back in the 80s when he was an underground rapper from Kansas City
Do you want a snowjob?
by MasterChris AKA Mr Money February 06, 2009
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n. To give a snow job is to physically throw someone face first in deep snow or a snow bank on purpose, such that their entire face and/or head is buried. Most oftend done by children in playground, or college pranksters.

Not commonly used as a verb in this way
Person 1 "Come here you bitch" (Person 1 then throws person 2 in the sonw face first, laughing)

Person 1 "Snow Job!!"
by G.H. Hadden May 04, 2005
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A sexual act, only to be performed reasonably during winter-time near a window, where the female reaches around the male from behind, pleasuring him with her hands.
As the male is on the verge of climax, she will open the window and scoop up a handful of snow with one hand, then thrust her lover's glans into the snow in the exact moment he is about to come.
Caution:
- Snow jobs will inevitably lead to male's legs giving in from the climax. Be prepared!
- Use snow, not ice, to avoid frost-burns.
- Easiest to do from behind, because the body contact with the male's back is an effective way of telling "when". Once the boy's back becomes taut as a bowstring, he's ready for your surprise.
- Once he is climaxing, switch from your cold, snow-filled hand to your free, warm hand and squeeze his glans, gently. Will further magnify his pleasure.
by SnowPrincess October 18, 2008
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When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, He blows his load into her mouth and she stands up and puts the cum into the guy's mouth.
Baby, Snowjob me when you are done blowing me.
by Sexy Beast Bailey December 22, 2008
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It's when a girl gives a lad a blow job and she gets cum all over her face and chest and it "covered in snow".
dis bitch was blowin me hard n all of a sudden it snowed on er !!
by Cassie March 24, 2005
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