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26.
A sexual act, only to be performed reasonably during winter-time near a window, where the female reaches around the male from behind, pleasuring him with her hands.
As the male is on the verge of climax, she will open the window and scoop up a handful of snow with one hand, then thrust her lover's glans into the snow in the exact moment he is about to come.
Caution:
- Snow jobs will inevitably lead to male's legs giving in from the climax. Be prepared!
- Use snow, not ice, to avoid frost-burns.
- Easiest to do from behind, because the body contact with the male's back is an effective way of telling "when". Once the boy's back becomes taut as a bowstring, he's ready for your surprise.
- Once he is climaxing, switch from your cold, snow-filled hand to your free, warm hand and squeeze his glans, gently. Will further magnify his pleasure.
by SnowPrincess October 18, 2008
 
1.
An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.
The entire presentation was a complete snow job.
by JS July 24, 2003
 
2.
The process in which a line of coke is placed on an erected penis, a woman snorts it and then proceeds to give it a blowjob.
Man, those sista's almost ate my dick up last night with them snowjobs!
by don ñemo July 22, 2005
 
3.
When a girl does a line of coke off of your erect dick and then proceeds to give you a blowjob
I got the best snow job over Christmas break, man.
by unicornjockey April 23, 2010
 
4.
1. an act of deception

2. to decieve someone
The whole thing is just another snow job by the government.
by Light Joker May 31, 2006
 
5.
When a man puts his penis between a lactating woman's breasts and proceeds to titty fuck her. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman squeezes her nipples causing breast milk to flow over her breasts as the man is ejaculating, creating a blizzard of bliss over the woman's now snow-capped mountains.
Guy 1: Oh, man! I just found out I got my girlfriend pregnant!
Guy 2: How come you are so excited?
Guy 1: Dude. Are you crazy? Now I can give her a snowjob!
by Senor Sueno December 18, 2010
 
6.
as of the last week of April, 2006, "snow job" can refer to the lies, distortions and evasive non-answers given to members of the press at daily White House press briefings. (The new WH Press Secretary is Tony Snow, formerly of FOX News.)
When the White House correspondents were told that the president was "concerned" about high gas prices, they knew they were getting the usual Snow Job.

Press: "Hey Tony - why does the President think he's above the law and can do anything he wants to?"

TS: "It's White House policy not to comment on an ongoing investigation."

Press, muttering: "What a Snow Job."
by snookybeh April 28, 2006
 
7.
Snow Job is a character from the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero toyline, comic books and cartoon series of the 1980s. He is the G.I. Joe team's original arctic trooper and debuted in 1983. His real name is, and his rank is that of staff sergeant E-6. Snow Job was born in West Rutland, Vermont.
Snow Job was a major Olympic Biathlon contender who enlisted for the special training and support privileges that the army gives to Olympic champions. It's been suggested that he got his nickname more from being a con artist than from his primary military specialty on the arctic ski patrol. He is competent with a rifle, and his secondary specialty is as a rifle instructor.
Snow Job was featured in one of the series' famous "And Knowing Is Half the Battle" Public Service Announcements warning kids of the dangers of venturing out onto "frozen" ponds or lakes which may not be entirely frozen.
by thedreamartist September 27, 2010