Snainy: adjective /snay-nee/
: a weather condition wherein the weather gods have not found fit to decide what kind of cold and crappy weather they would deign to give us. Is it snow? Is it rain? It is a crap shoot. Wait five minutes and it will change into something else. Bastards.
Portishead may very well be the perfect music to listen to on a snainy day. Or not. It may just bum you out more.
1. Refers most commonly to makeshift temporary housing in predominantly African American neighborhoods used during the winter season. Also applies to tents or structures made of snow in the same neighborhoods during winter.
2. Large dirty snowmounds that are formed when a parking lot is cleared of snow- especially if it has been burrowed into.
Get up outta my nigloo bi-zatch!
Man this here zebra skin rug on the floor really makes my nigloo.
Artsy, wanna-be hip, "awwmahgod" - wanna sound intelligent, feigning poverty, driving Jettas, Audi's, supposed hip area living, high-leasing, confused clothes matchin, stuck-up, chump-y, easily scarred, down-looking at locals, outsiders, out-of-towners, condo living - which are blocks from crack infested neighborhoods, American Apparel wearing...looking, snow-dog-syberian dog owning-walking-wearing-snow-gear and sandals in a Spring night, pajama-crack-exposing, cheap or maybe not -sandal wearing to supermarket late at night, iPod owning, blogging and oh-so-hipper and alterntative rock-star wanna-being, skinny, Shaggy looking, skinny, trustfund living, mom-dad-funds-depositing, movie-industry-extras-working...I think I ran out...wait, mostly found WEEKday and weekends, eating at hip expensive, also SKANKY, restaurants eating bland expensive pretentious foods in supposed hipster areas like...Silverlake (yes one word), Los Feliz...Echo Park, Melrose...sort of...but found in high concentrations in Silverlake...Los Feliz and other similar Skank habitats.
Go and hang around Los Feliz, Silverlake and Echo Park, all along Sunset and at Goodwill amongst the needy people AND a couple of shops down at the $20 per cotton tank top American Apparel...and any Apple Store. Thats what a Skanky is!
Normally, a small pill that can come in many colors but usually white. They have different logos on them such as hearts, cupids, x, happy faces...etc.more...
There are a few ways to take them. You can chop it up and snort it, but it hurts like a bitch. You can swallow it, which makes it take a little longer to start to feel it. You can chomp it. It taste awful but it starts sooner. Or you can stick it up your bum. Personally, I like to chomp one and swallow another. That way I feel it quick but let the other roll in slow and it's not TOO intense. It takes 20 minutes-1 hour to kick in. The first time I did it I swallowed them and it took about 45 minutes to hit me. It may last from 3 to 9 hours...depending on the amount you've taken and the content of the pill.
You get dehydrate very easily, so carry around some water!!! No joke. You need to keep water in your system...very important! You might want to carry some gum on you as well, because you will be grinding your teeth like a son of a bitch. If not, I'm sure your jaw will hurt like hell the next morning and you'll have soars all in your mouth. I don't recommend drinking hard alcohol! A little beer is cool...as long as you’ve got that H2O. Yaddada-mean?
The "coming up" is usually a little awkward due to uncertainty and nervousness, but once you're "rolling" it's a grand feeling. It usually depends on the content of the drug and the user's state of mind at the time. I recommend taking the drug when your having a great n...
Ski Area Management (SAM) are college students who are badass, smokes, and have lotsa sweet parties. SAMs, as they're referred to, are the masters of their domain, which is the snow, and will be found on the hill whenever there is one open and even when they're not! This is the most awesome degree known to mankind.
Ahh Son !!!! , IT'S A SAM THING ...
Gnar·wall also gnar·whal (närwl) n.
An Arctic whale (gnarsus monohornyus) that has a spotted pelt and is characterized in the male by a long spirally twisted ivory tusk projecting from the left side of its head. It has evolved to live amongst the balls deep snow and huckable rocks in high alpine environments of North America and Greenland. Gnarwall sightings are infrequent and usually limited to cases where the tusks have been used to chase skiers off cliffs and chutes. Gnarwalls have been implicated in bizarre skier accidents, in which they have used their tusks to emit a powerful pheromones causing otherwise skilled skiers and snowboarders to fall in unfortunate places. Repeated exposure to the pheromones can lead to addiction. Gnarwall addicts are prone to saying phrases such as "That was the sickest line ever", "Dude, I totally landed in your bombhole", "Man, you stomped the shit out of that". Chronic gnarwall pheromone addicts are often depressed in perfectly sunny summer weather. Overhunting of the gnarwall in the Tahoe and Mammoth lakes areas in california have driven the population into remote back country areas. This has left true gnarwall enthusiasts to explore the more remote peaks of the area and on occasion to move north to British Columbia.
Revelstoke is crawling with gnarwalls, I once saw a gnarwall cause a man to tomahawk off the sub peak.
Man, that aussie ski bum does nothing but chase gnarwalls and drink Old Milwaukee, what a dirtbag!
I just saw that tiny little chick SLAY that north aspect gnarwal, sick!
|14.||Dirty Street Gypsy|
A snowboarder who wears super skinny snow pants, a flannel-over-hoodie combo, and holds their hood over their luscious, wavy mane with Ashbury goggles. Mustache Madness is optional, but creates that Dirty Sanchez atmosphere that gives any gypsy the upper hand. Special accessories, like dream catchers and a rabbit's foot, give the gypsy's all the Good Vibes. Compliment that steezy attire with a stereotypical trick, like a tucknee, and you've got the dirtiest bum on the hill.
Random Steeze McGee- "Broham, check out that guy shredding the gnar! He's completely killing it!"
Informed Snowboarder- "That guy's a Dirty Street Gypsy!"