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a combination of 'snap' and 'ouch' (e.g) 'snouch' A reply to someone whom expresses an insult towards yourself.
Snouch! You just called me a frickin' frick face!
by Zorgithatoob July 28, 2010
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That ultra comforable, extremely hard to get out of slouch one gets after a hearty meal.
Oh man, I ate WAY too much. Just let me snouch here for a bit...
by Eugor August 31, 2006
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A snouch is a contraction of "snatch pouch", and is the space between the pussy and the underwear surrounding it, which can be used for storage of small items.

Storage of larger items can be consigned, as usual, to the cleavage.
The stripper had a clump of dollar bills jammed in her snouch.
by spongbo April 13, 2010
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The fat, disgusting pouch a woman gets below her waist in the front.

Snatch + pouch = snouch.
There was a fold right up the center of her snouch, resulting in the unmistakable moose knuckle.
by nicktheawesome February 04, 2008
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A variation on the classic teabag. Choose a victim who has passed out at a party w/ their shoes on. While they're snoring blissfully, gently rest your scrotum on their upper lip for a few inhalations, letting them draw your scent into their dreams. then, simply zip up and walk away. Subject will wake up and suspect something occurred, but never know exactly where that smell on their upper lip came from.
"I snouched him good." "He totally had that snouch coming."
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Another way to say the word shit. Can be in reference to anything of distaste to a specific individual. Can also be used to refer to something that everyone is aware about without actually specifically mentioning it.
1) Oh Snouch!! (In refrence to a flop in Texas hold'em)
2) Let's get this snouch outta here.
3) Check that snouch out!
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When one props there legs up on the bed, then proceeds to masturbate to the point of climax having the cum hit your own face.
Brando was lonely last night so he decided to snouch himself before going out!
by Bill December 28, 2004
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