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Snotmaster 

A person who recklessly blows his nose and gets snot all over everything.

For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
Andre Agassi is not only a US Open Champion, but also a Snotmaster of the highest caliber.

When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.
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shockmaster 

to make an outrageous debut and fail in the process of debuting.
Fred Ottman pulled the quintessential shockmaster when his mask fell off while falling through the broken wall.
shockmaster by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

snackmaster 

Someone who has the perpetual munchies and rocks out the best snacks ever. Highly inventive and can make edible and delicious snacks out of the scraps in your barren cupboards. Have food? Prepare to be dazzled! Word of caution: the Snackmaster can and will eat you out of home if you pass out before him/her.
Tony: "Hey, I'm baked out of my gourd and I have the munchies something fierce!"

Shane aka: the Snackmaster: "Give me free reign to thy kitchen for I am thy Snackmaster and thou shall feast as thou hath never feasted before".

Tony: "Do it up man, have at 'er!!"
snackmaster by aimbones June 5, 2011

Sockmaster 

1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.

2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.
Bob sits at home and wanks into his socks, Bob is a Sockmaster
Sockmaster by R8586N January 19, 2021

slockmaster 

Derived from the term "slock" or "slocking" which in this case refers to the act of spearing an animal (characterized by the satisfying sound of a spear or arrow slicing through flesh), "Slockmaster" an occupation absolutely rocked by Tim Wells, The American Slockmaster, refers to the mastery of the act of slocking.
Look at the way he speared that deer, what a slockmaster!
slockmaster by RubyCalMG October 12, 2021

slokmaster69 

slokmaster69 a gigachad but an introvert. Has an IQ in around millions but can not remember stuff. A person who has great powers but too many internal drawbacks
I wish I could be like slokmaster69.
I wanna be slokmaster69 but I don't think I can handle that power.
slokmaster69 without them drawbacks would be god
slokmaster69 by FullCowling100%Brain September 25, 2021

Swordmaster

Swordmaster is a band from Dundee in Scotland, described as "26 per cent more heroic than any other band you have ever seen."

Their brand of legging- clad, heroically bold and instrumental 80's shred- rock will see them conquer the financial crisis, depose dictatorships worldwide and cure poverty, famine, hunger and need of any and all descriptions.
"Did you see the Swordmaster show last night? I swear I thought I was being slayed with chops"

"I got this mad feeling during that newest song..... Just like a happy sort of warmth; it was fucking brilliant."
Swordmaster by LostLimbs June 8, 2009