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1. snorked
To inadvertently burn someone, especially in a card game or competition.
You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.

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You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.
2. snorked
bent like a snorkle.
person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."
3. snorked
When a uncircumsized man stands behind a sitting woman and lays his penis across the top of her head.
That stripper totally snorked her!
4. snorked
verb
past tense to snork;

To shoot liquids from the nose as a result from laughing too hard or abruptly.

"Oh my god, that part of the movie was so fucking funny I snorked Diet Coke all over the place!"
5. snorked
the act of having your crotch sniffed by an unfamiliar dog
I tried to act cool in front of her parents while her fucking Doberman snorked me
by eekemper Dec 6, 2004 add a video
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