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Cart snooper 

A person who studies the contents of other people's shopping carts. They can be found perusing the aisles of your neighborhood grocery store or waiting behind you in line at the checkout lane.
The cart snooper quickly looked away after he was caught red handed studying the contents of the woman's shopping cart at the local grocery store. Little did he know, he was being cart snooped by another person all this time.
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Contrary to the popular belief that "snowpee" is a verb used to create yellow snow, it is actually a noun used to replace the word "icicle" because some dude thought it would be a cool idea.
Some dude: I'm spearheading the movement to replace the noun "icicle" with "snowpee." In light of the wide spread use of "conversate" and "funner" this is where I choose to make my stand.
Snowpee by kbubbles November 2, 2011
the act of sneaking some nookie in the kitchen, living room or other open living areas after the kids have gone to bed
If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.
snookee by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010

Southern snowpeeper 

A Southerner who rises intermittently during the night and peeps out the window to see if it actually snowed as the weatherman predicted. It snows so seldom in the South, some excitement rises even in adults at the possibility of seeing it actually snow!
I made like a Southern snowpeeper last night. I was so eager just to see a flake or two! Now I'll be tired all day..
When you're beyond baked, like the OG Snoop Dogg.
Stoner #1: "Bro I'm Snooped out of my mind right now."
Stoner #2: "Dude, same. Wanna go bag some munchies?"
Stoner #1: "I'll call Mel to go grab us some hot Cheetos."
Snooped by clapqueen420 November 15, 2018

snoopervisor 

My snoopervisor watched over my shoulder while I wrote my last report to make sure I didn't mention that we are behind schedule.
snoopervisor by Loadmaster January 14, 2004

Doodle Snooper 

A guy who is taking a peek at blokes dicks in the shower after a rugby game.
"Goodie, Rugby's over. It's shower time"-"Mate, careful, he's a doodle snooper".

"Did you see he had a ruck mark on him after the game"? "How did you see it?-oh, you were being doodle snooper in the shower again".
Doodle Snooper by Mobby5 July 9, 2015