scootypuff 

When a disability scooter has the unfortunate fate of bearing the weight of a whale and, over prolong hours of torture, begins to break down, thus causing the poor machine to emit sounds such as puff puff.

Fat chick : I need a new scooter because of knee condishuns!
Employee : Looks like another case of scootypuff!
Fat Chick : DIRTY SEXIST MEN! I HAVE CONDISHUNS!

scootypuff by Minjo May 17, 2015

Spootypuff

Spootypuff is member number 200k on the popular subaru fan site, Nasioc. The origins of his display name are an enigma, that will never be figured out. He currently resides on a forum on his own personal website, Spootypuff.com.

What is a Spootypuff, anyways? :huh:

Spootypuff by ALDTD August 11, 2009

skootypuff 

to be...awsome; killer; sick; nasty; cool; amazing; outstanding.

Damn that is sooo skootypuff

skootypuff by Eri-Eri March 31, 2009

skootypuffsr

1. when you put sperm in a bucket and then pour it over a hamburger. Then pretend its mayo and eat it or give it someone else to eat it.

2. a person that likes the booty

3. a person who play Call of duty

Am going to do a skootypuffsr today.

I am skootypuffsr

skootypuffsr by DaSalesMan May 25, 2014

snookerpuff 

another word for someone really close to you. a loved one

katterine was jakes snookerpuff

snookerpuff by jakeals August 1, 2010