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Slang for a particular type of girl. Typically "snookies" are characterized by outrageous behaviors such as: constant drunken states, promising others sexual favors on your behalf over the loud speaker at a bar, degrading you in front of your peers, taking your virginity then never speaking to you again, pretending your not standing next to her as she makes fun of you, cares more about snakes than people, may or may not have a soul, loves heavy metal, hates puppies, is dead inside, etc.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result. "That Melissa girl thinks the Holocaust is funny." -Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie "Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod |
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4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face. Snookie is so short she often requires a boost to get her heels on.
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Snookie \Snuh key/, noun- A white trash dwarf that has gotten skin cancer through over use of tanning beds, has replaced her nails with actual glass and speaks in broken in English and is a festering cesspool of STDS. Also a Snookie cannot go a day without getting knocked out. You may encounter a wild snookie in dumbfuckistan(new jersey) during the summer time "The children were frightened as a Snookie approached them asking for beer money"
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To get knocked the f*ck out. That dude was hittin on my girl so I straight snookied his ass.
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-a short, fat (more ugly-than-not) girl with an attitude, who believes that she is very hot-looking My niece Tiffany is such a snookie. She thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie but she's actually a dead-ringer for a fat Rosie Perez.
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A name for the shortest most hobbit-like person in a group of friends, typically someone who tries to deny or takes offense to comments about their small stature. This should be used in place of the person's real name. Hey Snookie do you need a booster seat for that barstool or should i just put you on my shoulders?
Dammit Snookie! Maybe we could get more girls if you weren't always creepin around like Bilbo Baggins. |
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a genital wart; a venereal wart He tried convincing himself that the lumps on his penis were the result of chronic masturbation, but it was no use--he knew deep inside that they were in fact snookies, contracted from the vile prostitute he'd had sex with two months before.
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Main Entry: Snoo· kie
Pronunciation: \sə-noo-key-\ Function: noun, adjective Date: 2009 : relating to or being a dirty vagina : maintaining a superficial outlook esp. concerning promiscuity: extraordinary nasty and probably bad smelling up close — snoo·kie·ish adverb — snoo·kie·d transitive verb "Damn Regg! That snookie made my house stink!"
"Is that a snookie I smell, or did someone microwave a cat?" "James got snookied by a prostitute at his bachelor party." |
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