| 1. | Snooki Monster | ||
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A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people. Snooki is the progenitor of all Snooki Monster kind.
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| 2. | snooki-like | ||
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A woman who dresses and grooms to look like Snooki. Similar to a "look-alike", but specifically with regard to Snooki. I was at the bar last night and the place was mobbed with loud-mouth Snooki-likes.
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| 3. | Snooki Blush | ||
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Snooki Blush refers to the episode of Jersey Shore where Snooki gets punched in the face. When she was punched, it left quite a bruise, adding color to her face, much like blush would. It is primarily used to describe the act of being punched in the face, or describing someone who was punched in the face. Example 1
Joe: Your mother is a whore. Tom: Watch it, or ill give you some Snooki Blush. Example 2 Jack: Hey Kevin, did you hear what happened to Joe? Kevin: Heh yeah. Tom gave him some nasty Snooki Blush. |
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| 4. | snooki fat | ||
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A woman who's shaped like a fire hydrant. She used to look good but she let herself go and now she looks snooki fat.
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| 5. | Rashahla | ||
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1. Ke$ha expert
2. Snooki look-like 3. Crazy, glitter-obsessed girl 4. short girl who has a napolean complex -- sometimes narcissistic 5. amazingly cool person who everyone wants to be friends with but can't because she's so confident and capabile. 6. someone who never wears a bump-it, but has naturally volumptious hair. 7. Girl who stays fresh as hell like its her job 8. Guys are infactuated with her stunningly modelesque looks 1. Gosh, that girl knows everything about Ke$sha, she's SUCH a rashahla!
2. (Girl gets new hair style) : Bob: " nice hair! its so snooki-like, you rashahla! 3. Could you put any more glitter on your face? you're so rashahla-like! 5. Ryan: Hi Rashahla, can i be your friend? rashahla: NO! 6: kaitlin: do you wear a bump it? marisa: NO! i'm just a rashahla! |
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| 6. | Snooki | ||
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The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman. Snooki want smush smush!
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| 7. | Snooki | ||
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The most ugly, tanned, bitchy whore in the entire World! No, I mean the entire fucking UNIVERSE!!!!!!
Seriously, this girl looks like a fat, greasy, vulgar and ugly oompa-loompa who gets ride by every guy who passes in front of her. "Snooki wants smuch smuch" from South Park
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