| 1. | snooki-hook | ||
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The act of hitting a female, most commonly in the face with use of the fist. "When it became evident she wasn't going to make me a sandwich, I damn near snooki-hooked her on the spot."
"If that silly bitch joins one more Facebook fan page expressing her emotions I'm going to snooki-hook her into next Wednesday." |
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| 2. | I mean, I'd do her | ||
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phrase often uttered by guys about a girl that really isn't hot or even cute, but if she was laid out you would fuck her. Doesn't mean any girl that walks, but there is a feel or intuition that would make a guy say the phrase. "I heard you made out with that APK girl last night. Is she hot?"
"Nah, not hot at all. But I mean, I'd do her." "You don't think that Snooki is hot? "No she's sucks. Well I mean, I'd do her." |
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| 3. | Placenta | ||
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A word used to replace "plan", placenta is a word rapidly growing in popularity and has been used publicly by big names such as Justin Timberlake, Conan o' brian and Snooki. When replacing "plan" in a situation involving a plan gone awry, "torn placenta" can be used. Jenni " Hey Snooki, what's your placenta for tonight?"
Snooki "Get shot faced and hook up with a juicing gorilla!" John "I'm thinking I'm going to propose the same way that my girls divorced parents did." Paul "What a shitty, unoriginal placenta." Jeremy "hey Caitlin, there's a tear in the placenta, I can't go out tonight." |
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| 4. | Mormon Pranking | ||
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The act of pulling pranks using clever items such as toilet seats, toilet paper, sonic toys, window paint, and tampons/pads paired with witty puns to convey a certain feeling towards a certain surprised victim. Only friendly, unless anonymous. Mormon Pranking:
Back for the summer: Toilet seat & Candy canes... "We're so glad you "cane" back, you're the life of the "potty"" After bad break-up/hook-up: styrofoam fish and a plastic diver... "Don't worry there's plenty of other fish in the sea to pass along your strep throat to." Ex-boyfriend: small tighty whities... "You left these at my house, thought you'd want them back. Love, Snooki." |
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| 5. | Snook up | ||
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Waking up from a night of absurd drinking to find that you slept with the most hideous, busted skank you've ever seen. A snook up makes a coyote ugly look like Miss America. Dude, you drank so much last night that you passed by the double baggers and had a snook up.
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| 6. | jersey shore | ||
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Pretty much the worst show on TV. A gay program about 8 people who are taken to New Jersey in a house that doesn't have any electricity, and full of cameras to stalk them while they live life. Apparently they're so bored they decide to get hammered, and shortly after nailed! Either that, or it's fake shit! Think about it. It's not reality, or at least it's not anything like the reality from where I hail from. Then again, these poor kids might just be driven so crazy that this is their life, LOL. This is an unexaggerated scene of Jersey Shore, seriously.
Jwoww: I'm bored. Snooki: Hey, let's f**k people. Jwoww: Okay, but first let's get out some drinks. Snooki: Hey, how about we call the guys down and have a party! Jwoww: That's good, let's hook up. 5 minutes later... *Snooki is in bed with 2 guys.* And next morning... *Snooki is on the phone with her boyf. Boyf: You cheated on me, how could you do that? Snooki: (pregnant, surrounded by plastic cups, white stains all over bed) What are you talking about: I don't remember anything? |
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