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Sniveling Anus Syndrome 

A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.
Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.

Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?

Me:...What if I have?

Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.

snivelling

whiny, whining, sorry-for-yourself, self-pitying, sadsack
Stop wallowing in self-pity, you snivelling sorry-ass sadsack!
snivelling by lexxxxy February 4, 2014

Cum Sniveling Weasel 

A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.
That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.

Snivelling

When clubhouse Christians eventually have their positions boiled down into absurdity their last resort is to whine about meta, appeal to the mods and eventually snivel about how badly they've been treated.
"I have been removed multiple times from rooms, once I was muted over 400 times by the mods!!"

"That's right John, stop snivelling"
Snivelling by ColdsealWindows July 28, 2023

Sniveling Omega 

Jeff is such a weak, uninformed pussy. I totally dominate him. He is the definition of a sniveling omega.
Sniveling Omega by Mike Hunt 1010 October 28, 2020

sniveling 

"what are you up to?" "I'm sniveling on the couch." "Aw you poor thing, i'll bring you soup and tissues!"
sniveling by sickyonthecouch-potato September 22, 2013