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weiner snitzel 

An old hot dog restaurant. from German Wiener Schnitzel, meaning Viennese cutlet.
We ate at the weiner snitzel.

chicken snitzel 

When you get a blow job on the beach and cum on her chest. Then you pick up a handful of sand and throw it all over her chest.
When you get a blow job on the beach and cum on her chest. Then you pick up a handful of sand and throw it all over her chest.
Thus giving a.... Chicken Snitzel
chicken snitzel by Ausie Ausie August 23, 2009

Fick Snitzel

A Fick Snitzel is a girl that you only smash. They tend to be mediocre girls as you only want a fick Snitzel to smash than leave, so to fulfill your sexual needs. A Snitzel is just a piece of meat that you shag than throw in the bin.
Lukas: Bro I really need someone to ride my Snitzel, but these girls ain’t that good.

Mats: Just grab yourself a Fick Snitzel.
Fick Snitzel by Maartjepardje March 19, 2021

fo shitzel my schnitzel 

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.
German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!
"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"
Shitzel by lozmoz January 5, 2009
A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.
Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!
shitzel by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003