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Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).
Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.
Shitters Touch by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

pimp skitters 

An affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.
"Man, I don't know why I've got the pimp skitters today. All I had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a coke."
pimp skitters by Roast Beef July 3, 2006

snatters 

Northern Ireland slang for Snot, Bogies, boogers in particular the runny outstream from the nose during a cold.
"Don't wipe your snatters on your sleeve!"
snatters by FatFrankie November 27, 2007

Street Shitters 

A euphemism for people from any part of the world that is backward, uncivilized and always smells like dung, no matter where you go.
Tom: "Jesus Fucking Christ, why does that apartment building stink so badly?"
Dave: "A bunch of street shitters moved in last year. It's just awful over there..."

Shitterstock 

A fee-based online resource available using an app that offers endless stock photographs and videos of shit and people shitting.
Shitterstock fans have been known to call it the Greatest Shitshow on Earth!
Shitterstock by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2021

Shitters Alley 

A bad state of being. Often has to do with ones living situation. Often, an upstanding or wealthy individual who has gone from riches to rags, lost purpose, a job, family, or become an addict.
After my bosses wife and kids left him, he began to drink and now lives in one bedroom apartment on "Shitters Alley".
Shitters Alley by Macrent2 September 28, 2009