A word made un-cool by rappers who wear pink fur coats, and who got out of the ghetto by RAPPING not selling drugs, robbing or killing people, so these RAPPERS and MOB MOVIES are the last places you should look for advice to the streets. Mostly used by middle schoolers who have like a backwards way of thinking, also with narc wich means a narcotics officer, so i dont know where that came from. Anybody will snitch, but the ones who make the biggest deal about not doing it, will be the first ones to crack in interrigation, and get everybody in trouble even when the cops had absolutely no evidence on anybody.

There are different types of snitches, some are yes usually victims (however could kick the ass of a 13 y/o ratm fan) but usually coke heads who snitch on someone to get out of trouble. They are usually about 30, will lie about anything, even if they dont gain anything out of it, and live with their mom. They are easily spotted by their red jittery eyes.

However, a professional informant, one who's never been caught, who agrees to wear wires for money, is the best criminal ever. A true snake in the grass. think of denzel washington in training day, and that is what a regular professional informant is like. He doesnt live his life by any bullshit moral code, because he realizes he's a criminal, and the name of the game is to fuck the next man, and put yourself ahead. He will usually have a genious plan, taking both the cops, and dealers for a ride, and will usually end up fucking both over to get what he wants. The police PAY him to sell drugs, and turn their heads when he robs people. Truly the smartest grimiest criminals.

cops and snitches usually arent victims, they are the most vicious ruthless criminals who would kill their own mothers, and were smarter than the rest of the loosers in their neighborhood and realized the grass was alot greener on the other side. look up harry billups because training day wasnt fiction.
13 y/o wannabe stoner: dood are u lyk a snitch, lyk did u narc on me

harry billups/average informant: shut the fuck up you little dickhead, im going to cut your dads throat, and make you watch me make a snuff film with your mom you fucking prick.

13 y/o kidiot: cam'ron!!!! come get me with your pink lambroghini and your sparkling biscuit and save me!!!!!
by sin666 May 31, 2007
a person who tells police of another's illegal activity.
see filip

Guy #1: You know that cat Filip? He's an undercover snitch... he set up and busted me.
Guy #2: I caught a case last year because that rat.
by Joe Murphy October 24, 2006
The akt of snitching when you get arrested by the police trying to save your own ass then fail miserably At which point all your friends begin to hate you and you get arrested with the rest of them and end up lookin like a fukkin idiot.
Snitch
Who's van was it ?
I dunno
How about we start with how the van got in the snowbank kuz i don't even know that one yet ?
I was just driving along and i spun out
Isn't that front wheel drive ?
ya i think so
K WELL U JUST HUNG URSELF
were you using the e brake ?
The e brake light was on but the e brake didn't work
SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD HIM THAT MORON
And it still spun out ? I think you knew what you were doing made a stupid mistake and ended the kar into a snowbank.
no
WELL VALI U DID AND U DID KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOIN.
Did you tell them the kar was stolen
Yes.
ASSHOLE
So you told J and J that the kar was stolen
Yes.
Y U SAY DAT 4? R U DUMB?!?!
before or after they entered the vehicle?
Before.
Just snitchin on everybody today.
I'm gonna kut in here, This fukkin kid is an asshole

who was driving?
We all were
YOU DUMB KOKK SUKKER I WASN'T DRIVING WHEN UR STUPIDASS KRASHED I WASN'T DRIVING WHEN UR DUMBASS RAN INTO A KURB 50084983487619284721037498123074 TIMEZ YOU FUKKIN ASSHOLE

so j and j were driving too ?
Yes
by Violent J. [Psychopathik] April 08, 2009
=Bitch, a deceitful person who rats out a fellow person about a private matter.
some little snitch ratted me out for smoking at work.
by jarrodsickle June 30, 2010
any of a group of people who report the activity and on goings of others to a third party, unusually an authority figure.
I can't believe those snitches... Telling the cops where we got our stash.

Snitches end up in ditches.
by youonlyliveonce July 22, 2009
pl. skanks, hoes, bitches, girls or any other name for a bitch



~e.c~
yo call up some snitches and get this party goin

dude look at those hot snitches over there with their big asses and tits

some girls are snitches and some girls are hoes, but any snitch that works the corners gets nothing but respect from fat joe.

we some lucky snitches for gettin away with that

yo bro you take snitch 1 and ill get snitch 2
by snitch 1 January 24, 2009
Table of Contents

1. Intro--The Art of Snitching
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2. Before Snitching
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3-1. When should you snitch
3-2. When NOT to snitch
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4. How to Snitch
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1. Snitching is not just something you do, it is an art.
"To Snitch or Not to Snitch" a great one once said
Snitching is basicly telling on someone, but with this guide you will learn how to snitch REDEFINED!
Snitching is telling on another person. Telling another person who cannot do anything about it or does not have high authority does NOT count as snitching.

2. Before Snitching, always make sure you have a comeback incase a counter snitch ( in that case when you snitch on somebody they snitch back) a back up plan and ALWAYS know the consequences of snitching.

3-1. When should you snitch? Well you ONLY snitch during the following:

-when something SERIOUS happens (sometimes even with friends...) eg. someone got stabbed
-when someone snitches on you, you are entitled to 2 free snitchess to the same person.
-when the person does a DICK move to you
- when a person breaks a formal agreement or deal
- if someone has stole something over the value of $5 from you, if someone else, you may tell them but in that case they will have to snitch not you, or else you will be the bigger snitch

3-2. When NOT to snitch (below)
-When someone steals something less than $5 you should not snitch, but you can confront them or steal something of 1.5X value or lower
- NEVER snitch when there is a little friendly prank, or just a casual fight (but you may get revenge)
-When a friend snitches on you, you may call them a snitch for a day or two but NEVER snitch back on them.

4. HOW to snitch, now here comes the art of snitching
To Snitch, sooner or later you know the victim will find out. but you should try to conceal it and have less suspiscion every time you snitch. Try to snitch when the person is away and then go. and do not EVER let the person interrupt while you are snitching because.
A. they can counter snitch, or tell their side of the story
B. After you are done, they will do the same to you

In Conclusion i do not prefer snitching myself unless it is a major cause. Snitching is a great power, and when there is great power it takes great responsibility. (Spiderman 1)
To Snitch or Not to Snitch?
That is the Question
For me to know.
and You to answer.
the fate is yours.
by xXNoobskiXx September 11, 2009
A police informant or a person who willingly gives information to the establishment in exchange for protection and anonymity.

See Lil' cease.
Anybody snitch ratting on a nigga will get shot!
by youknowyoufuckedupright? July 03, 2006
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