skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008

Snifted 

Verb, participle. When you order a beer, fully expecting to get a pint, but instead receive a snifter. It is characteristically followed by extreme depression and anguish.

Always ask if the beer you are ordering get served in a pint glass, or you might get snifted.

Snifted by JahRasta420 July 10, 2018

Purple-shirted eye-stabber 

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

Purple-shirted eye-stabber by NightWind November 8, 2010

Snarted 

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

Snarted by vmrose August 22, 2007

skirted eggshell 

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

skirted eggshell by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

Snarted 

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

Snarted by Be4no February 23, 2015

Skirted 

To intentionally avoid, skip or ignore

I really wanted to ask Sony about the money he owes me but when I saw him at the club he skirted me

Skirted by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 2, 2019