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A mean, snobbish or spiteful remark. Usually used to describe an insult or a haughty statement.
by Mandy March 29, 2003
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Fake or counterfeit.
An underhanded act.
Your Rolex is snide.

Mate, you snided the last cookie!
by OC Hamster August 04, 2003
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To claim credit for a now-common word or phrase usage that either clearly belongs to the public domain and only recently became popular by random group adoption and proliferation, or that was actually brought into vogue by someone else. This usually occurs when the word/phrase's acceptance happened too long ago for anybody to have a clear enough memory of its adoption to refute the claim of invention/primary adoption. Also, one who makes such erroneous claims.
Friend 1: "I feel like I pretty much invented the phrase 'I feel like'"
Friend 2: "You can't "invent" 'I feel like.' Way to Snides that shit.
Friend 1: "Nah. I also started "I mean."
Friend 2: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."
by Paddington Beard September 08, 2010
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to turn off the oven whilst food in inside, all the while complaining that the food is taking too long.
Guy #1 - Bro take that frozen pizza out the oven, that shits on fire.

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I cook DiGiornos all the time, it's not taking too long.

Guy #1 - Okay well I cut the oven off.

Guy #2 - Way to snides that 'za doucher.
by dubb pete August 18, 2010
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A very small (baby dick) marijuana joint smoked by 1-2 people in a short period of time, generally containing .2-.3 grams of bud/grass/weed/reefreef
"ey yo son light up dat snides so I can get slightly high"
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The middle seat in the back of a car. Equivalent to sitting "bitch."
Snides: "Fuck that, I'm not sitting Snides three times in a row."

Other Person: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."
by Paddington Beard July 30, 2010
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One who comes up with only bad ideas but is always convinced that they are the best thing ever and repeats them constantly.
Snides: "Hey guys let's drive across the country to see the buffalo."
Everyone else: "That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Fuck Snides, ya Snides."
by fuckpaultoo August 25, 2010
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