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13.
sly- sneaking around wivout any1 knowing
sniding away from da police in shatfield yeah!
by sexy-pig March 28, 2003
 
1.
A mean, snobbish or spiteful remark. Usually used to describe an insult or a haughty statement.
He gave a snide remark.
by Mandy March 29, 2003
 
2.
Fake or counterfeit.
An underhanded act.
Your Rolex is snide.

Mate, you snided the last cookie!
by OC Hamster August 04, 2003
 
3.
A very small (baby dick) marijuana joint smoked by 1-2 people in a short period of time, generally containing .2-.3 grams of bud/grass/weed/reefreef
"ey yo son light up dat snides so I can get slightly high"
by beard man destroyer of worlds December 16, 2008
 
4.
One who comes up with only bad ideas but is always convinced that they are the best thing ever and repeats them constantly.
Snides: "Hey guys let's drive across the country to see the buffalo."
Everyone else: "That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Fuck Snides, ya Snides."
by fuckpaultoo August 25, 2010
 
5.
to turn off the oven whilst food in inside, all the while complaining that the food is taking too long.
Guy #1 - Bro take that frozen pizza out the oven, that shits on fire.

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I cook DiGiornos all the time, it's not taking too long.

Guy #1 - Okay well I cut the oven off.

Guy #2 - Way to snides that 'za doucher.
by dubb pete August 18, 2010
 
6.
The middle seat in the back of a car. Equivalent to sitting "bitch."
Snides: "Fuck that, I'm not sitting Snides three times in a row."

Other Person: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."
by Paddington Beard July 30, 2010
 
7.
The end pieces of a loaf of bread.

Also, a sandwich made of two of said pieces and only mayonnaise.
Friend 1: "Yo dude, are you gonna eat that Snides piece?"
Friend 2: "Nah, man. You can have it. I don't like my bread too oxidized."
by yellowhootrammajamma July 30, 2010