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17.
A turd that's chock full of peanuts.
I pinched off a snickers that must have been a foot and a half long.
by The Duke July 23, 2003
 
1.
a candy bar made of peanuts, caramel and chocolate
hungry? grab a snickers
by mary January 17, 2005
 
2.
Little girl (under 13) that is going to be really hot when she is older.
Q- did you see marinas little sister?

A- yea, shes a snickers.
by ooeiet January 02, 2009
 
3.
to laugh evily at somones misfortune
todd " dude, the stormtrooper, he's been flambunted, and tossed out on the sidewalk"

CJ *snickers*
by martay February 25, 2003
 
4.
A candy bar that has argueably the greatest/funniest commercials known to man.
Guy 1-Did you see that Snickers comercial during the superbowl?

Guy 2- Yeah but that isn't as good as the Happy peanut song one
by Being sober is for the weak. February 23, 2007
 
5.
a sneaky nigger
Homie#1: Dam yo! Where's my bike at?!?!?

Homie#2: Those dam snickers must have stole it.
by Bidaw May 20, 2009
 
6.
To bitch about losing a Snickers bar when drunk or sober. Invented by Carmen Woo who goes to SJSU. She infamously made my good friend Simon La walk down 5 floors to open the door for her but she took the elevator. He bought her another Snickers bar at 4am at the store.
Don't use the electricity! Carmen's gonna pull a Snickers!
by LarryYee July 20, 2009
 
7.
1. A snide, slightly stifled laugh.

2.(adjective) looking kinda good, sexy (see example below)

As heard in Lost S04E06 15min:
"So Juliette, what do you think of Ben?"
"He's great. Very smart, and intense, challenging. He's been really good to me."
"Of course he has, you look just snicker."
by aniki June 12, 2008