Shartface 

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions

Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."

Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010

shirtfaced 

A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.

She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.

shirtfaced by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012

snotface 

Derogatory term for a person who has a cold and spreads the virus to others.

Kyle: You have a cold?
Chris: Yes, and my fat slug father is partly to blame for this. He had been coughing and sneezing everywhere for the past two days. That freaking snotface sneezed in my face. Instead of using tissues, he used me. Screw him.

snotface by The Real Driller March 7, 2023

snotface 

1. A person who is snotty (stuck up/conceited).
2. A child with snot all over their face.

Word coined by the movie drop dead fred.

You are so stuck up you snotface!

snotface by XtremeViews October 7, 2006

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.

OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon by random gangsta April 18, 2008

sternface sweetheart 

any person who looks stern or is strict by face or rules but is a sweet from his/her heart.Deep affection of a person who does not want to disclose ones feelings.

1.my mother is such a sternface sweetheart.
2.usually people of military are sternface sweethearts.

sternface sweetheart by angelic devil September 7, 2010

Smartface 

A stupid name for a very smart person. Used in an ironic fashion when talking about yourself.

"How did you get a 90 on your math test?!"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a smartface!"

Smartface by I think gavels should be called law-hammers April 5, 2006