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When a incredibly annoying person sneezes very loudly and sounds extremely fake, usually to attract attention to him/herself in the hopes of a "bless you" from their peers but doesn't because everyone hates them.
Girl **sneezes**
Guy: STFU BITCH I HOPE YOU DIE YOU LIL SNEEZEFUCK
by magicseamonster September 09, 2013

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