sneefer

A guy who smells girls bike seats.

The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.

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smeefed

"Logan was so smeefed last night, he doesn't remember anything the morning after."

smeefed by cheggdown September 27, 2019

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when you sneeze and you have a mini orgasm

*sneezes and jizzes*

"Ugh look at him he's such a sneezedick"

"Lmfao!"

sneezedick by wethorse December 23, 2013

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Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

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" Ryan steefed gummy penii from Spencer's."

steefed by wootwoot December 10, 2002

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Describing someone who agrees to meet at designated time and place, only to fail to do so.

I waited for Matt to meet me at the club; but after a couple of hours I realized that I had been sneeded.

sneeded by Bossbro March 10, 2009

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Similarly used like jacked buff and zoinked

Body builder #1: *weight lifting intensifies*
Me : bruh your sqeefed to the max chill

Sqeefed by BINGOBANDZ August 10, 2019

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