| 1. | fashioncore | ||
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A complete and total embarrasement. A fad that has absolutely nothing to do with music, and more about primping. A sorry trend in todays HC music scene. The scene has grown weak and needs to be purged of all the xcorex kids who wear ear plugs, mop flops, girl jeans, spiked belt, vintage t-shirt that doesnt fit, saucony sneakers, army hat turned to the side. You are pathetic. Put your Green Day shirts back on and go listen to ska. Fashion core is only for the truly die hard homos out there
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| 2. | The North Face | ||
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A jacket that is valuable and filled with goose feathers. It's really warm... i have one that's why. They are made in other stuff, such a pants, sneakers, camping stuff, clothing, ear gear, sunglasses/shades, hats. I so want one of those North Face jackets!!!!!!!
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| 3. | Sweatpant Mafia | ||
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Apparently the word the Brits use is 'Chav.' Young British guys, usually teenagers to mid-twenties, who wear sweatpants all the time, sagged down below their skinny asses. They are pimple-faced, have over-gel'd hair and may even have a design shaved into their hair like Kanye West, or a couple of lines shaved into one or both eyebrows. They may be missing a tooth. They will often be found on city buses accompanied by their teenage girlfriend or wife and their 2 kids. They usually wear a baseball cap turned sideways and rarely wear a coat, as hooded sweatshirts are apparently enough, even when it's snowing out. They have an abundance of cheap-looking bling, an outdated model of cell phone and designer sneakers. They speak in a dialect that is incomprehensible to the unsuspecting American. They are always either smoking or rolling a cigarette, or they have one tucked behind their ear for later. They can also be spotted carrying a greasy fast-food bag, presumably full of cheeseburgers for their kids. Dude, what the hell? Why are there a bunch of puny wanna-be homies around here? They look like K-Fed.
Oh them, they're part of the sweatpant mafia. |
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| 4. | Swunge | ||
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Adjective: Means someone who is alternative in their style and hobbies. Will usually dress in a urban/ street/ grunge fashion. A person who is swunge may not have the best finacial standing or fit into conventional social groupings but posseses the attitude or 'swag' of someone who is rich or successful. Brooke: Amelia will never get a job with ear stretchers and converse sneakers.
Daniella: I think she will be fine, she is swunge after all. |
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| 5. | Masconomet | ||
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A school where the boys wear basketball shorts and sneakers all year long, all have justin bieber haircuts, and braces. The girls all straighten their hair every day, wear LOADS of eyeliner, and their wardrobe consists of one store: Pink by Victorias Secret (especially at the middle school.) They are extremely annoying and stuck up, and by the time they get to senior year, their hair is burnt to a crisp and they look like barbie dolls someone forgot to take care of. Surrounding schools HATE masconomet, yet masco-lites seems COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to that fact, Boxford is the wealthiest, then Topsfield, then Middleton is the "ghetto" of the tri-town. Speaking of ghetto, everyone there wishes they were black and try to act and dress as ghetto as possible for an upper middle class white kid. The boys get ear piercings, were their pants low, and accessorize with chains/flat hats. The girls buy Osiris shoes and talk like they're from the Bronx. YOLO and SWAG seem to be the mottos at this school. Masco Kids are extremely annoying and are virtually impossible to hang out with. Masco Kid 1- "YOLO MY BABES! we be getting cray tonight we gon' be dancing and shiz and it gon' be cray!"
Not a Masco Kid 2- "You're twelve, and you are some rich kid from Boxford. And you're going to a school dance. With chaperones." Masco Kid 1- "WHATEVS mai home boy we be partaying so i don't need you a got mai $WAG! Double G! $WAGG! das right! learn it and live by it!" Not a Masco Kid 2- "You are definitely a masconomet kid." EXAMPLE 2---- Kid 1- "Yo, did you go to that party last night?" Kid 2- "Ya, it was CRAZY." Kid 1- " Did you see that girl with the heavy eyeliner and the fried hair?" Kid 2- "How could I miss her? She looked like a burnt barbie, haha." Kid 1- " I bet she was a Masconomet Kid." Kid 2- "Definitely." |
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