Snatchquatch 

A beast of myth that is said to prowl the wooded wilderness in the Pacific Northwest United States, said to be an enormous hirsute vagina on legs. Common complaints are bothersome odor and stealing food from campsites. Rarely photographed.

Tom went hiking and encountered a snatchquatch that tried to take his food.

Snatchquatch by Speedy Reggie June 15, 2013

Snatchpatch 

pubic hair, particularly emphasizing revelation of color.

"Was she a real blonde?"
"No."
"How could you tell?"
"Her snatchpatch told she was a brunette in disguise."

Snatchpatch by Zane327 October 14, 2009

Snatch Hatch 

Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

Snatch Hatch by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

snatch hatch 

A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a female person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve herselfin certain hobbies, activities without interuption. This area is usually decorated by the female that uses it without interferance from any (straight) male influence.

Hey Amber! Have you seen Chris' new furniture in the snatch hatch? It's EPIC!

snatch hatch by Q.Q. Moore June 11, 2011

Snatch Hatch 

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

Snatch Hatch by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

snatchpatch 

1) A landing strip or patch of female pubic hair.

2) A term for a slutty friend

1) Crystal shaved the letter C on her snatchpatch.

2) Hey Snatchpatch! What are you doing tonight?

snatchpatch by LAVixen November 7, 2007

snatchquatch 

Snatch·quatch n. A mythical inhabitant of urban environments. Large and obnoxious, it assumes everyone is its best friend. It quickly pisses off those around it by never shutting up, constantly making waves and shitalking enourmous amounts of gossip.

I find Iris to be a complete snatchquatch. I never get a word in edgewise when talking with her and she wouldn't stop hanging all over every single person at the party we went this weekend.

snatchquatch by Derek Jeter October 17, 2004