Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.
I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!
by Taeil Kim November 13, 2007
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I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!
by Taeil Kim November 13, 2007
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The hole in a pair of spanx that allow wearers to relieve themselves.
If it wasn't for the snatch hatch in my spanxs, I would have had to completely undress in the bathroom, in order to pee.
by Dodgamatic October 12, 2014
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The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.
Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.
by Jody South November 1, 2023
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A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a female person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve herselfin certain hobbies, activities without interuption. This area is usually decorated by the female that uses it without interferance from any (straight) male influence.
Hey Amber! Have you seen Chris' new furniture in the snatch hatch? It's EPIC!
by Q.Q. Moore May 18, 2011
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A hatchback vehicle that attracts women. Similar to Shaggin Wagon, but for a vehicle with a hatchback.
I see you're driving a VW GTI, that's some snatch hatch you got there.
by Mathewryan87 June 27, 2015
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refers to womens trousers or to womens panties.

Can also be used as a friendly reference to other girlfriends.
"I'd like to get into her snatch hatch!"

"Whassup snatch hatches!?"
by Rick Vigorous January 23, 2009
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