A rare condition prominently displayed at first by R.S. Clemens at a local Northridge, CA apartment in which the person affected has instances where they sneeze so hard, they almost shit themselves. Many consider it a rare disease and can only be found in caves containing large quantities of moist doodoo like the haunta virus.
Randy ate so much cordon bleu that he sneezed so hard he almost snarted, but then ran to Elliot's bathroom.
by UncleBonch December 16, 2008
5 more definitions
Top Definition
A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.
When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.
by Morgan Rowe June 06, 2005
When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.
Man, I just snarted.
by vmrose August 18, 2007
the act of sneezing and farting at the same time
she sneezed so hard that she farted at the same time....she snarted!
by AGZ123 May 19, 2008
the act of sneezing and farting simultaneously
Chris snarted after eating Korean barbecue.
by mdawg84 January 15, 2010
Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.
Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted
by Be4no February 23, 2015

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