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99.
To inhale quickly through a stuffy nose, making a gross snorty sound. Said inhalliation makes a 'draining' sound that makes others gag.
He snarfs so much, he sounds like an old man in the morning.
by Naomijane May 25, 2005
 
100.
The little scraps of paper that are left in the spiral of spiral notebooks after ripping out the paper.
After I ripped out my paper all the snarf fell to the ground.
by SammyJo September 29, 2006
 
101.
When a person sticks their hand down their pants and grabs ahold of their sweaty ball sack and then shakes someone's hand. Usually done to an enemy of said person.
Ol' Johnny couldn't find a rock, so he decided to snarf the bastard instead.
by ProfessorBanana May 25, 2005
 
102.
Noun: 1980's slang for a person who farts in the bath tub and eats the bubbles

Verb: The act of eatting fart bubbles
MOM: "Honey! Look! Junior is sitting in the tub!"

DAD: "Yes dear, in fact the little snarf just snarfed down those fart bubbles"
by Xy July 06, 2004
 
103.
The act of farting in the bath tub and attempting to bite the bubbles before they reach the waters' surface.
Keith made me swear not to tell a soul, but I couldn't keep quiet anymore. He told me he likes to snarf while taking a bath. He said its such an addiction that he thinks about it all day at work. He can't wait to get home so he can take a bath.
by HotScott May 17, 2004
 
104.
verb; to cough through a pipe while smoking marijuana consequently blasting the pot out into the air in the form of an irretrievable vapor. Usually the result of a first-timer.
Mikey; "Hey Joey, why is Leroy bleeding from the head?"
Joey; "He snarfed my last bowl and I'm broke, so I had to go upside his head"
Leroy; "I think I got the shockalockadingdong" (see shockalockadingdong)
by s.m.w. March 04, 2005
 
105.
chewing tobacco, thats about it pretty schweet huh?
God damn I need a snarf.

Can I borrow a snarf from you?
by Tristan McNamara October 19, 2004