A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard.

Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.

They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.
That makes no sense at all, why must you be such a Snarf?
#snarf #retard #idiot #turd #crap
by Mr. Samoa Joe May 25, 2009
Snarfing (v): The weird semi-snorting noise you make when you're going down on a chick and you're trying to breathe through your nose but you can't quite because the flaps keep getting in the way
Go snarf yourself, bitch
#cunnilingus #cunt #oral #nose #breathe #snort
by wordanon April 11, 2009
a mix between a snarl and and "arf"; a dog cry with a threat or complaint implied.
The rottweiler sat impatiently and let out a snarf in frustration when it was not given any steak.
#snarl #bark #arf #growl #woof
by iNi<d>kca March 20, 2009
A penis for a nose.
OMG!, Look at the snarf on that girl!
#dick #nose #penis #mouth #balls #snarff #snanrf #snnarf #snaarf
by Snarfmaster March 07, 2009
yea he was the nursemaid on thundara...but snarf could literally mean anything
" Where the snarf is he at???"

"You got any snarfy snarf" in this case it means marijuana

"Lets go...Snarf it up"
#snarf #snarfy #mcsnarfilson #snarf snarf #snarf!
by Jon Dizle January 15, 2009
Making fun of Spencer ludin and to lose your virginity
Spencer's never snarfed hahah
#sex #sexy #loser #lozer #snarfed
by devin bon patel December 31, 2008
An unfortunate consequence of inhaling too hard whilst administering fellatio, resulting in the imbibing of both phallus and testes. Often to painful results, i.e. screaming.
This ho was givin' me a blow job, and she sucked so hard she 'effin snarfed me! So I snuffed her in the face!
#blow job #balls #suck #quaffed #snorked #oh god why?
by OhGodHelpIveBeenSnarfed November 19, 2008
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