snare drum 

The drum in band class that everyone wants to play yet only one or two people can actually play it without messing up the band and making the entire percussion section look bad.

Sucky Drummer: Dude I got snare drum for this song
Good Drummer: Fine, just don't fuck up
Sucky Drummer: *Fucks up*

snare drum by Xythin February 21, 2010

snare drum 

an instrument in the drumline that almost EVERYBODY wants to play. The drummers of these items usually are the cockiest and/or craziest guys in the line and their school, but their drum is always the only one on the field you can hear, so they have a right to be.

that one drum that's not vertical but is at times tilted to the drummer's right is a snare drum.

snare drum by drumline April 11, 2006

snardlump 

Most commonly heard in northern climates; defines the annoying clump of compact snow that collects in wheelwells of automobiles. Removable only with a good kick from a well booted foot. Also, anything that impedes progress in a timely or smooth manner.

I can't finish this essay; I've got snardlumps on the brain.

snardlump by zippy March 8, 2005

snare drum 

can be a single drum, but can also be part of a drum kit. the loudest in a drumline/band and has a frigen awesome sound, sounds better if there is more that 1 of them.

'that drumline sounds awesome, you can hear the snare drums, there pretty good'

snare drum by c to tha motherfukin b January 13, 2008

Scaredum 

being so afraid of something you start making up words

Louisa: omg let's play hide and seek in the dark
Gavin: Bro, I might die from scaredum

Scaredum by minisukii February 16, 2019

snare drum 

a tight asshole, that is reminescent of the tightness of a snare drum

that girls ass hole was as tight as a snare drum

snare drum by Quaginkrantz October 30, 2006

Snare Drum 

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

Snare Drum by Brandon March 22, 2004