Snapples - snotty people who believe in the inherent superiority of Apple products against all competing brands with the preconceived notion that Apple products are 'made from the best stuff on earth.'
"My friends are such snapples. They won't even gchat me when they know I'm using my Droid."
by i8urchips February 23, 2010
Origin: Straight from God's womb
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.
Damn that Snapple be fine, dawg, share me some!
Snuggling and napping at the same time.
I was trying to be really sweet with my girlfriend by telling her that I wanted to nap and snuggle but instead i said "I just want to snapple"

"hey baby, wanna snapple? ;) "
"i was wondering when you'd ask"
by snapplepros December 28, 2011
an infusion of Tin and Apple. Thus, SnApple
"Here, eat this snapple."
*bite* "Ow! what is this?"
"Why, it's an infusion of tin and apple."
by Gairm October 13, 2008
A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).
Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!
by Tyler January 01, 2005
A more exciting way to say SNAP! When you and someone else share the same view point!
Imogen: I love Jake Gyllenhaal!
Rachel: Snapples!
by Rachel Lucy Smith February 07, 2011
Greatest drink ever
Alykhan cant afford snapple
by Snapplelover April 19, 2011
it can be used it two different ways.

way 1:to give credit to someone for doing something. instead of saying words like props,or points you say snapples.

way 2:to express your state of shock or the impression something made on you
way 1: what you did for that poor guy was so nice, snapples.

way 2: *someone does a trick* oh snapples, that was bangin' yo'.
by Brea June 30, 2004

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