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A snapon will clip his finger nails at work during normal working hours. As if this isn’t bad enough, snapon will allow said nail clipping to fall on the carpet floor instead of a waste basket and proceed to leave them on the floor.
A snapon will tell you he can hit a 6 iron golf club 200 yards.
A snapon thinks he knows everything about engineering and that only a select few actually know how to engineer.
A snapon doesn’t have priorities straight in life. He typically tries to have many children so as to spread the snapon way of life.
Snapons typically have said kids very early in life and have more children even though he can’t afford the mistakes he already brought into the world.
A snapon will only pay minimal rent to family members because he’s too cheap to buy his own house.
A snapon will tell his wife that she needs to lose weight and should try and stay fit considering he stays fit by riding a bike and it’s only fair for said wife to look as good for him as he does for her. All this considering said wife already had two children for him.
Rob: Really, I bought a Craftsman for $150.
Bob: I'll sell you the plastic Snap-On case for $250...
Snapons typically screw their past and present employers. Snapon will "use" his employer to move forward in life and get expensive things such as tuition paid for, but will refuse to fulfill a contract to stay with the company that paid for said tuition.
A snapon will try to escape from the country so a lawsuit to gain the paid tuition back is damn near impossible. Snapon will use his current employer to gain the escape route to Germany or some other country.
A snapon will only eat American food. Things such as Americanized Chinese, Mexican, Thai, Middle-Eastern and Italian food are all off limits.
A snapon will ask his employing manager if he can take a bribe from a supplier. When the manager says no, he will do it anyway. This begs the question, why bother asking if he’ll do it anyway?
A snapon won’t give his wife even so much as a decent running vehicle or television at home to keep herself sane with 2 children.