A Sensitive New Age Paedophile.

A recent phenomenon by which paedophiles attempt to be sensitive towards their victims needs, yet for the most part still violate them to a considerable degree. They feel the need to make the victim child fairly comfortable during the process of molestation, and will go out of their way to this end, often providing extra pillows and sweet-smelling bath oil. They are also good listeners, and they love the sounds children make...
I was molested by a SNAP when I was 10. It wasn't very nice, but at least there were sweet-scented candles. Why have you never done that for me?
by FoamingMeadows October 20, 2010
10 Words related to snap
Top Definition
An expression which expresses expression.
Oh SNAP! THAT SHIT IS OFF THE FUCKING HOOK! Can you please put it back on the hook please? It may lose its battery power, and I charged it for hours. Thank you.
by NOTchillindude February 18, 2003
expression: used to describe 1. dismay 2. disbeleif 3. surprise 4. joy

substitutes: fuck shit fug
1. Oh snap, I used too much dynomite.
2. Oh snap! It's Speedy Gonzolez!
3. Holy snap! I have boobies!
4. Snap! She took off her shirt!
by Mike November 26, 2003
A word used to express a feeling of excitement generated during an unexpected or impressive event. The meaning of the word depends on its context and can range from disappointment to extreme satisfaction. The versatility of this work enables it to be used several times in a single conversation.
1. "Oh, snap the hoods on fire"
2. "Check out the jelly shake'n on her as she drops it to the floor...snap!"
3. "I was like 'snap' when I saw them rolling this waY"
by John February 02, 2004
a small amount of weed to be smoked from bong or peice, usually only enough for a good-sized hit.
if i split this bowl in half, ill have enough for like 3 snaps.
by george tedbetter October 02, 2006
a phrase used to signify an unexpected and surprising event. "Snap" is considered the new "Wow". Also can be used with "Oh" such as "Oh, Snap"
Oh, Snap! That dude just got ran over by a ice cream truck!
by Cock Mongler July 07, 2006
A word that is used after a putdown/insult.
Dude 1:"Look at those giant boobs."
Dude 2:"They're not as big as yours, OH SNAP!"
by Steve December 12, 2004
to lose your temper and act in an aggressive manner.
I had to snap on some old bitch at the Job Center.
by Pops April 27, 2003

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