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Snaking the Charmer 

"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.
...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"

Rattle snaking 

Rattle snaking is the art in which someone sticks their tongue in the partners asshole then the partner whose asshole is being licked farts on the others tongue making a rattle snake action with the tongue
Last night I went rattle snaking with this girl I met at the bar I could taste her fart on my tongue it tasted like ketchup and onions
Rattle snaking by D-Zeus April 16, 2017

Snakething 

Derived from the online alias of Levi Dane Simmons, a man who literally murdered, cut holes into, and fucked puppies and babies, a snakething is the absolute worst thing you could even fathom to call somebody.

Even being called a shitmongering dickbag would be considerably better than being called a snakething.
Holy shit that onision guy is literal steps away from being a snakething.
Snakething by The Crust February 4, 2020

yewliam willoong shakesding 

The current CEO of earth, he took became CEO at 1564 when God was fired from the position. He is the founder of English and has contributed to English as a language greatly despite being illiterate. In his spare time he thoroughly enjoy shaking his dong.
Hail Yewliam Willoong Shakesding the CEO of the planet and he who blessed us with this language!
To deliberately destroy, or ruin someone's work, whether it be artistic, academic or sport related.
"Damn, he is about to Sykes your work!"
"You just got sykesed!"
"Man, he is real good at sykesing"
Sykesing by darilslimshaidee December 31, 2011

snakeskin boots 

Masturbating and ejaculating onto a sleeping person's feet so that upon waking they have dried up semen to peel off their flesh; much like shedded snake skin.
She was sleeping so peacefully and I didn't want to disturb her, so I gave Sarah a pair of snakeskin boots this morning.