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1. snakes on a plane
An earnest and often congratulatory exclamation of good will that is quite often made while one is inebriated.
Friend 1: Hey buddy! Congratulations on getting hitched!
Friend 2: (throws fist in air) Snakes on a plane! Snakes on a plane!

Law Student: I passed the bar! Snakes on a plane to me! (vomits excitedly)
2. snakes on a plane
In a heated arguement, if one cannot sufficiently defend themself, stating "snakes on a plane" automatically wins the arguement no matter what the circumstances.
Dude 1: "Robocop 2 is way better than Robocop 3"
Dude 2: "But Robocop 3 had robot ninjas and jetpacks"
Dude 1:"You know what, snakes on a plane.....snakes on a mutha fuckin plane"
3. snakes on a plane
Describes a situation where trouble is impossible to avoid. Snakes are bad news, but you can't get away from them when you are on a plane.

"Did that chick just get out of a mental instituion? Dating her is just snakes on a plane, man."
4. snakes on a plane
A popular shot created in July of 2006 celebrating the 21st birthday of a few good kids. This shot is 1/3 Hypnotiq 1/3 Rum and 1/3 Orange Juice. The rum represents the snakes, the Hypnotiq is the plane, and the Orange Juice represents life and how messed up it gets when you mix life with snakes and planes.
"It's your birthday! Hey Bartender can I get three Snakes on a Plane please?"
5. snakes on a plane
A movie to be released on August 18, 2006, starring Samuel Jackson. Snakes are released on an airplane by an assassin that is trying to kill Kel.
Amassed a huge cult following before it's release date, with relatively no advertising until a week or so before it was released.
Most are expecting it to be reminiscent of the 80's horror films everyone loves that are so bad that they're funny. In fact, the entire movie is played off this premise.
"I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafucking plane." -Samuel Jackson, Snakes on a plane
6. Snakes on a Plane
The only movie Chuck Norris admits is better than he. He still enjoys roundhouse kicking snakes as a hobby.
Chuck Norris admitted today that Snakes on a Plane was the only movie he would ever watch on a plane. Unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn't need planes because he can fly.
7. snakes on a plane
noun, verb, adjective, any: A simple universal phrase that can be taken to mean anything, anywhere, anytime; and when said, is ALWAYS funny. Randomness is a common prerequisite for use of this phrase. Usually having somewhat of a negative connotation, Snakes on a Plane can be conceptually used just like the word fuck, as a common replacement for any word, or a common additon to any phrase. However, since the phrase is universal, it can be used to signify positive events as well. It can be used as a synonymn for anything from smoking weed to having sex. Coined by Samuel L. Jackson in the 2006 upcoming summer blockbuster by the same name, Snakes on a Plane is the most versatile and most loosely-used phrase in existance. Comonly used with the word muhfuggin appearing any number of times throughout.

Since the phrase is such a universal and all-encompassing one, the words "Snakes" and "Plane" MUST always be capitalized.
John: Hey Cliff, whats up dude?
Cliff: Not much man.
(Long Pause)
Cliff: Muhfuggin SNAKES on a muhfuggin PLANE, man!
John: HAHAHAHA! ROFFUL! Cliff you kill me dude (wipes tear).

"You do that again, Imma' go Snakes on a Plane on your ass."

"Its hotter'n Snakes on a Plane out here."

Ryan: Hey dude, you up for Snakin' on a Plane tonight?
Andrew: Ive been wanting to Snakes on a Plane all day. Im SO glad you said that, dude. Seriously.

Old War Vet: I was there at Iwo Jima! It was a bloodbath. It was like Snakes on muhfuggin' Plane out there.
Young Boy: Dude, that mustve been crucial...

Emily: Hey baby, Ive been thinking about you all day... How bout a little Snakes on a Plane action tonight?
JC: I was thinking the same thing, baby...

Mike: Youre a fucking idiot, Adam.
Adam: Oh YEAH? Snakes on a Plane, dude. Muhfuggin SNAKES. On a PLANE.
Mike: Alright, dude, you got me.
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