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a phrase used to describe a number of difficult tasks or problems that require attention or completion. not unlike "things on my plate"
me: hey buddy, wanna go grab some coffee?
you: no man, i'm way too busy, you have no idea how many snakes are on my plane right now.

you: hey buddy, got much snakes on a plane?
me: nah, i'm all good, the teachers have settled down with their homework.
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The wierdest fvcking thing in a given universe with a worldwide appeal.
Example: "My page is the Snakes on a Plane of Myspaces."
by Ken Hanley July 25, 2006
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Meaning: "shit happens, but it was so obvious that this particular shit would have happened that whaddaya gonna do ?" Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortalized by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005. It is a rhetorical phrase, and entirely unneeded, like "I told you so".
It is "snakes on a plane" that a movie with the title "Snakes on a Plane" would eventually be filmed, and of course that Samuel L. Jackson would play the lead role (a perfect match). Not surprisingly, this film will be a huge box office success.
by Keister April 17, 2006
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1. An expression, origionally taken from Samuel L. Jacksons snakes on a Plane, showing great anger towards someone or something
2. A universal expression able to be used anywhere for anything.
1.Tom: Hey anthony, i ate your food
Brian: And Anthony, I stole your iPod.
Anthony: BAH, you guys are muther fuckin snakes on a plane!!

1.Greg: Fuck you anthony, you forgot to go running today.
Anthony: OMG!! Snakes on a plane!!
by diamondmuppet69 July 11, 2006
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A popular shot created in July of 2006 celebrating the 21st birthday of a few good kids. This shot is 1/3 Hypnotiq 1/3 Rum and 1/3 Orange Juice. The rum represents the snakes, the Hypnotiq is the plane, and the Orange Juice represents life and how messed up it gets when you mix life with snakes and planes.
"It's your birthday! Hey Bartender can I get three Snakes on a Plane please?"
by Leviticus J July 23, 2006
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A penis on a plane, coined by Kanye West in the song "Good Life" off of his 2007 album "Graduation," playing off the title of the Samuel Jackson movie "Snakes on A Plane."

Lyrics:

Have you ever popped champagne on a plane
While getting' some brain
Whipped it out, she said "I never seen snakes on a plane"
Idiot 1: Dude, that flight attendent is hot
Idiot 2: Yeah, I think I'll show her my version of snakes on a plane.
by TheTallOne September 19, 2007
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Template phrase to describe any problem whereby which any presence of an animal or thing in a particular place or connected to a particular object results in ridiculous excess, usually with the implication that the excess is a tremendous problem for which there is no easy solution.

The word "snakes" can be substituted with almost anything, and the word "plane" can be any place or vehicle or large-enough object.

The prepositional phrase "on a" may be substituted if necessary, but should normally remain the only constant, as the "animal ON A place/vehicle/object" grammatical structure is what references the movie and indicates the absurdity of the problem.
Template phrase = "Snakes on a Plane."

Ant-infested bathroom = "Ants on a Bathroom."

Tarantula attacks someone on a dorm hall stairway = "Spiders on a Staircase"

A garbage can or recycling bin unauthorized for such purposes nevertheless contains bio-hazardous material = "Germs on a Trash Can"

Someone's attic proves to be a breeding ground for an army of houseflies = "Flies on an Attic"
by BulldozerBegins October 18, 2006
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