snakerat 

A spineless bottom feeder, a person who will say and do anything to try better their situation. The most disgusting creature known to humanity.

Macca: Hey Kane, What's with that production manager huh? He always acting dodgy and sneaks around like he's looking for prey.
Kane: Yeah he's a fucking snakerat dude, don't turn your back on him

snakerat by Oniak October 6, 2016

snakeopotamus 

The most deceitful creature ever to trod this earth. They live solely to screw with people. Incredibly good as disguising themselves, snakeopotamusses blend into whatever environment they happen to be in and are difficult to spot. In their true form all snakeopotamusses are some combination of snake and hippo parts. One could be all hippo except for a little rattle on the end of his tail and another could be all snake except for an oversized hippo head. Any combination counts and no snakeopotamus has the same combination.

"That lady put Jell-O in my socks. She had awfully big teeth, I'll bet she was a snakeopotamus."

snakeopotamus by Dingleberry1901 October 2, 2009

snazeroo 

someone who is interestingly cool and who is a 7 in the ratings of snazzyness.

you see someone walking down the street looking paranoide and weiord , wearing interesting clothes , you say :

sim-card : wow look at that guy
snoozer : what a snazeroo

snazeroo by suzanne platt February 20, 2008

Snakebook 

The use of Facebook to snake your way into somebody's undercrackers, preferable tactic is to stitch up somebody else you know to be interested in the female (probably your best mate) and put yourself in the frame instead.

That little git Neil has just slid in on Snakebook and hijacked that bird I was tapping up.

Oh well, she had a face like a dropped meat pie anyway...

Snakebook by MikeMilligan July 4, 2008

Snakebooking 

The process of using facebook to perv on young, hot girls wearing very little.

Si: "Mate look at the cans on this lass"
Paul: "Mate your always snakebooking, pervy cunt"

Snakebooking by kingsnakebooker October 29, 2010

Snakemolt 

The act of masturbating and letting the semen dry. When the semen is dry it is then peeled off like a molting snake.

Vlad's cum dribbled out of his penis, but planned to used it as lube for his back to back jerking sessions. However he became distracted by FFXIV and it dried. He then peeled the dried snakemolt off of his cock.

Snakemolt by vladimirdevora May 14, 2011

Snakeruptcy 

Declaring Bankruptcy after going full Tiger King purchasing exotic snake farms (that involved the previous owner getting murdered) after earning millions in dollars over a sporting career.

Hockey Reporter:
Has Lehner been rehabbing his double hip surgery?

Vegas Trainer:
No, he has been dealing with his Snakeruptcy

Snakeruptcy by subhuffer February 6, 2023