snake tongue

the deformation of a stream of urine (usually split in half like a snake's tongue) caused by a prior masturbation session, that has allowed the semen to dry inside of the urethra. usually accompanied by a surprised look from the pisser.

n00dles: brb bathroom

clam: okey

n00dles: awww fuck, I snake tongued

clam: LOLOLOLOLOL

by ogsclam August 13, 2010

snake tongue

the result of accidentally defecating one's self whilst wearing thong underwear. (see also: smt)

I was laughing so hard that I crapped myself and my thong created a snake tongue.

by Anon123432123 July 6, 2009

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010

snake tongue urination

When your urine stream comes out in two streams instead of a single stream.

I had to wipe off the toilet seat because I had snake tongue urination.

by mike daunt September 22, 2013

Snake tonguing

When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.

“God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”

by Daddy Adler January 17, 2021