A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.
Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.
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A name given to someone with a fire crotch. The white penis coming out of the red pubic hairs looks like a snake coming out of a bush
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A penis so large it can be identified as a snake in textbooks
Holy shit is that Jim's Penis Snake on page 44?!
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A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire
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Penis Snake is a legendary being usually found underneath houses.

The Penis Snake is also known as Dirty Snake Head.
Woah, I found this penis snake lurking underneath the house of our neighbor.
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