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Snackman 

Noun- A person that buys a group some snacks. Used in College classes, however it can be applied to high school classes as well.

Names and Titles of Honor- The person can also be called the Snack Man, Snack-man. Some are Snackmaster, the female Snackbringer can be called a Snackchick or a Snackgirl.

Role- The Snackman can pass the role to another person or the group can pick someone that is not present if they want to. Once the task is assigned, the previous snackman can bring in some snacks. The new snackman must order pizza for the his groups new snack, while the previous snackman brings drinks. The role of the Snackman can't be passed on until the current one has bought some snacks for the group each week until the group picks a new snackman.

Snacks- The snacks that are brought to the classes can range form
1 Mansentials from the Man Store
2 The Chips- Ranges from Doritos and Pringles to Funyuns.
3 The Beef Jerky- Ranges from Jack Link's Original to Sweet and Hot.
4 Sun Flower Seeds
5 Bubble Gum- Hubba Bubba to Juicy Fruit
6 Some Mints- Altoids, Eclipse and York Mints.
7 Candy- Skittles, Starburst.
8 Chocolate Donuts.
9 Drinks- cold 2-Liter bottles, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite. for parties only.
10 Pizza, bought by the new snackman as his first snack for the group.

Spending- the most that is usually spent on the snacks is 53 to 61 dollars.
The snacks can be bought at a gas station like Sunco, or Hess.
Kyle- I've got the pizzas!
Mike- Wheres the Snackman?
Me- I've got the snacks!
Mike- Sweet. *Yells* The Snackmans here!
Me- Hey Kyle, your the Snackman for the next few weeks, Ok?
Kyle- Ok..
Kyle So how about a pizza party on October the 30th?
Me- I'll get the drinks!
Mike- I'll get the cups then.
Snackman by Fox Cruton March 8, 2009
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Snackenfrakled  

It means I cannot seem to get any work done today and i am really looking forward to today being over at work and i think Thursday should be the new friday and we should start the weekend AHORITA!
Thursday morning at work

A: Hey Cass, whadddddddduppppp!?!?!?

C: Hey, I am so friggin SNACKENFRAKLED today and i just wanna go homeeeeeeee
Snackenfrakled by Mid0 March 4, 2009
Related Words

snackman 

Person who enjoys masterbating in the dark, with one hand across his face and the other yanking on his junk.
Steve got caught being a snackman in his basement one morning.
snackman by weaselish January 2, 2009

Snackenstein 

When one mashes two unlikely foods into one super-snack.
Did you hear about Fred's snackenstein creation? He put peanut butter on bacon and it was amazing.
Snackenstein by Sylas-The-Man July 12, 2015

snackenzie 

the baddest bitch you’ll ever see. snackenzie will be stunning and very under appreciated. snackenzie is also a high class scholar.
person 1: oh my god have you seen snackenzie’s outfit?!
person 2: who?
snackenzie by snackenzie May 16, 2019
More slang for "to eat".
I snacked those chips. Snacken is to eat something small.
snacken by Lolcken May 10, 2020

Snackenzie 

Aka monkey brancher. Typically a college dropout that gold digs older men. Usually a 4 in appearance and usually claims to be religious.
Check out that blonde snackenzie with her grandpa.

My wife Melissa doesn't put out, wonder what my snackenzie is up to
Snackenzie by HarryPottersStepdad August 28, 2021