Top Definition
noun.
Smylie
a smylie is someone who can never be in the wrong, or they will

combust. Usual side effects of being a smylie include bleached

hair, being really really tall (much taller than any of their

friends) and having the sensitivity of a princess.
"oi princess, you've got a spot"

"shut up, get lost, surprised you can see from DOWN THERE"

"dude - stop being such a darn smylie, you're but an inch

greater in height!?"

"everything's shit."

"no it's not..."

"(combusts)"
by knightofcydonia March 22, 2009

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