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1.
A person, possibly of oriental persuasion, with an ever on-hand 3 for a tenner deal on high class DVDs offering such specticals as "Voltairs Angry Glove" and "Dirty Donna's Donkey Punching Sluts - 4 Awkward Moments"
'shopkeep! im after the finest donkey punch jazz mag available'

certainly , could I interest you in 3 for a tenner on our fine range of smut? I particularly recomend "Interracial Pension Day Payout Grannybang 7 - Blowing your inheritance and your cock!"

Dandy! You certainly are the finest smut juggler i'v come accross in a month of sundays
by chambers an showdown May 25, 2008