Used as a reference to a player on the blue team in an online Halo match
We're gonna whoop those smurfs' asses1
a persons face turning blue because of a blow job.
Guy 1: I made my chick smurf last night.
Guy 2: Is she alright.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that's the last time i get a bj.
A bunch of short blue things that all look exactly the same. They use smurf in the place of all verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and every other word in the English language. Almost all of them are male (DAMN SEXIST
CARTOON WRITERS!!!!!). They also never reproduce, yet somehow they still exist. (BUT WAIT, THAT'S A PARADOX
also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff
instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.
person one: damit!
KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it
person one: smurf
KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf
GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF
person one: did you just call me a smuff
KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff
, go smurf some smurfing smurf
i said smuff
, or did i say smurf, or did the smuff
ing smurfer smuff
that i said smuff but smurf but smuff
you smurfing damn smurf smurfer
Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O
KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!
Los Angeles talk for: Where the weed at man?
Dude, I'm stressed, wheres the smurf at?
Blue colored diamonds worn in any type of jewelry
"You seen them smurfs in the pendant on his chain? He must be ballin'!"
An indingenious group of small blue people that live primarily in the jungles of Columbia. Their traditional dress which isn't very adapted to the needs of concealment is the white stocking cap and white painter trousers. They are usually reconized as Hugonauts. Also, chased around by a crazy Columbian trying to boil them down into cocaine to make a living.
The smurfs were actually a peace loving people until divisions over whether to embark on a "cleansing" to wipe out bourgeouis scum should occur.
A newly entered recruit in Navy boot camp who is thus called on account of wearing blue Navy hoodies and pants for the first week of indoctrination and inprocessing, and until Navy utility uniforms are issued. They are also shorn of their civilian hair styles: bald for males and shoulder-length for females. The clothes worn are also called 'smurfs' or smurfsuits.
The RDC berated the raw smurfs as they failed to grasp the concepts of marching.