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A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety. I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!
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a type of blue elf that inhabited the Ardennes forest in Belgium until the early 90's.
Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs. They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992. |
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Are A Colony Of Blue Men Who All Rape 1 Woman 1st Smurf:Man i totally SMURFED smurfette last night
Other Smurfs:Me To! |
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Tiny blue humanoids that live in mushrooms Vanity Smurf is the gay one!
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Socialist Men Under The Red Father Those smurfs commie bastards.
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Soviet Magicians United Regime For Satan Smurfs are evil little blue things who apear to be friendly, but arent
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Little blue bastards who use the word "smurf" as a noun, verb, adverb, and adjective. In Smurfland they rule the Realm. But in Middle Earth they are used for sexual practices to tickle the inside of the rectum of the Masters and Lords of the Hobbits in Gondor. However, that's only 10% of them. Within Gondor Smurfs are hunted and killed for the most part. Smurfs are vicious drunks within their realm. They abuse Smurffet, the only female in the village, and run trains on her. They smurf her with their smurfing rods until she smurfs all over herself. 6 out of the 7 days of the week she runs her trick ass up and down the main road in the valley to the highest bidder. They also gang up on squirrels and tie them down and piss on their faces while Pappa Smurf thrusts his smurf spear into the anal cavity of the defenseless animal. Sometimes Smurffet will drug Pappa Smurf's coffee and will sodomize his blue balled ass until his smurf balls explode smurf juice everywhere. These Smurfs are terrible creatures to ass rape squirrels
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meth heads or associates of meth heads that go around different drugstores to buy pseudoephedrine to sell to those cooking crystal meth guy 1: gotta hit up angie and pete before we cook the crystal
guy 2: why? guy 1: they're smurfs bro, they got all the pseudo we need |
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